Principles of Teaching
Bloomsburg University
Summer 2005
Principles of Teaching
Bloomsburg University
Summer 2005
CLASS AGENDA TWO
Thurday, June 2 2005
-Education is what survives when what has
been learned has been forgotten.
B.F. Skinner
How is
it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be
education that does it.
- Alexander Dumas
Student Teaching Unit Requirements
Class Unit Requirement
Name Card Construction
Digital Video Photograph
Review Web Class and groups for web page construction class
Rules for Teachers: 1872 and 1915 http://teacherworld.com/potrules.html
Fact or Fantasy http://teacherworld.com/potfactfantasy.html
Wong Tape 2
Smile...
From:
http://www.scatty.com/jokes/school/teacherjokes.html
| Why did the teacher wear
sunglasses ? Because his class was so bright ! |
| Did you hear about the
cross eyed teacher ? He couldn't control his pupils ! |
| Teacher: What family does
the octopus belong to ? Pupil: Nobody I know ! |
From:
http://www.esuhsd.org/humor
I Don't Want to Go to School |
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Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready." "Give me two reasons why I *should* go to school." "Well, for one, your 52 years old. And for another, you're the PRINCIPAL |
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